Seasonal Insurance Snippets

Published

14th December 2011

Here are Clark Thomson's festive Insurance Snippets for December.

A Mr S Claus has contacted Clark Thomson about arranging some insurance for a trip he is anticipating later this month. He appears to be a fairly responsible and sensible fellow but he should have sorted this out before now.

You can't just get an instant quote online as I worked out his age to be over 600 years old and they only offer a life insurance policy if you're born in the twentieth century.

Police are warning drivers of the difficulties they will face if trying to acquire car insurance after being charged for drink driving offences. It doesn't take much to work out that if Mr Claus keeps up his brandy or sherry consumption, alongside the mince pie scoffing, he's playing a risky game.

Keeping on the car insurance theme, what will he have to pay for that ride of his? An irreplaceable antique magic sleigh which must have seen some modifications over the years (gold trim, numerous 'turn-on red' re-sprays), and not to mention the fact that it's powered by reindeer (let' not get started on pet insurance).

In other news, LV= has issued some useful Christmas safety points for this time of year: you can view them here.

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